3.08.2006
Good from Bad
Those of you who know me well, know that I am an ironin' fool. I don't know how I got started doing this-- I think I started ironing as a way of showing my family that I care about them. I can't sew or knit or do so many of the loving, caring things that other ladies do with their hands ... and so I iron. Besides, Martha Stewart does it. In her biography, Being Martha, it says that she irons her damask linens in the middle of the night when she can't sleep. So see-- I'm just a little Martha Stewart in the making... Yeah, right. Anyway, it makes me feel good to see my kids looking fresh and crisp. That little crease down the side of their sleeve just gives me a little giddy feeling. Weird, I know.
Well, I decided to stop ironing all of our clothes through the lice epidemic. I mean, really, when you're washing and drying every piece of clothing-- EVERYDAY-- that seven people are wearing there's no way one could possibly iron every piece and keep their head above water. So, I made a decision that that for the next 3 weeks while we were being obsessive about washing and drying everything, my ironing would cease.
Last night, as we were sitting around the supper table, I noticed something. To my utter delight and horror-- all at the same time-- I realized that no one looked any worse than usual in their wrinkled clothing. I made mention of this fact to everyone and Abbey and Spencer just locked eyes and smiled. "Mom, I've been trying to tell you this forever. My clothes get wrinkled as soon as I wear them for about five minutes. I mean, I'm glad you iron my Sunday clothes, but for my t-shirts and jeans, really Mom, it just doesn't make any difference."
What? My one talent had become obsolete?
They say that something good can always be gleaned from something bad. You know-- the old "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade" adage. The Bible was the originator of this idea with Romans 8:28: "And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose."
I guess you could say that the lice epidemic gave me several hours of my week back, because I think that I usually spend 4-5 hours a week ironing everything. No more. What a boon! What in the world will I ever do to fill all of my new found free time?? I'm sure I'll think of something.






5 Comments:
Man, you MUST love your family. I do good to get Hubby's shirts and pants ironed. Let alone, anyone elses!
Just think how much reading you could get done with 4-5 extra hours! It makes me salivate thinking about it.
Start a new exercise routine! Finish the crossword puzzle! Stare at the walls! Read 'War and Peace'! I'm just getting warmed up -- I can think of 137 things I could do instead of iron my kids' t-shirts. You are so sweet to want to do something for them, but bake cookies instead! ;-)
Bwaaaaahahahahaha... I know your motives were pure - but the jeans and t-shirts thing... and baby sleepers... ;) Glad to see you are being liberated. And I have an idea for your 4 hours - I'll send you MY ironing and you can do it for me...
hee hee
This blog is finally bringing your old friend out of the woodwork! I can't tell you how thrilled I am to know that the Ray children are leaving their home without the "crease!" I am going to bed tonight a happier woman just knowing that my dear friend is reliquishing her ironing standards. My self-esteem is rising as I speak! :-) I was actually thinking this past week about how my life would be so much simpler if I followed Michelle's lead and hung everyone's clothes on hangers. I frequently see a Johnson child in a rumpled t-shirt pulled out from a messy drawer and think, "What would Michelle think of me if she knew? I guess it's a good thing we don't live in the same state." HeHeHe Now, I feel so much better about myself! What a relief! I just hope that the loss of your ironing routine doesn't signal a loss of phone call time :-)
Hey Lisa-
You're hilarious. Not to worry-- I'll still have enough ironing to warrant a phone call to you. :) I won't ever be able to hang wrinkled khakis, dress shirts or Sunday dresses in the closet. No fear. :)
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